See those spots on the side of Jamie's face? That's not the remnants of dinner. It's not the chicken pox. It's the result of this little stamp:
Smash his head down on a piece of paper and you get this:
Apparently Jamie decided that his cheek would work just as well as anything else. The good news is he didn't move on to decorating the walls.
Ever since Caesar (or maybe since Shakespeare - I'm not sure of the genesis of the phrase) we've been warned to beware the Ides of March. I guess it could have been a lot worse!