Before we begin, I would like to freely state that my mind lives not just in the gutter but the sewer itself. I don't know where I got the penchant from but it's there and it makes me giggle at the stupidest things. Yes, I am about as mature as a 12 year old.
So, with that in mind, I give you some pictures from recent Phipps visits that have me wondering if their gardeners are down here in the sewer with me.
First, a gargoyle from the current exhibit:
Next up, I give you this little gem:
That flower is doing its damnedest to use its stamen to lick her nipple. It's not quuiiiiiittttte there yet but it sure is working on it!
And then we ran across this plant. This is the pièce de résistance:
Yes, the leaves of that plant DO rather resemble certain male anatomical features. Why do you ask?
They should advertise that place with the motto "Gardens are for lovers!"