I don't know what's worse. .99 cents a pound, or the murderous spelling. ;)The farmer's market near us always used to advertise 'Strawberry's for sale'... and it made me twitch every time. For years.(I showed Dan what I was laughing at, and you could probably hear the snickering from here.)
I'm still trying to figure out what "Very-ah-tis" are. :P
It's the phonetic spelling of the Cartman pronunciation.